Tuesday, March 09, 2010

"Oh Lord, we really prefer not to know"

Hello; my name is Cuttlefish, and I am a versaholic. (Hi, Cuttlefish!) It's been just a few hours since my last "Rejected Canon" hymn (ok, a little more than a few--I did have to work, after all!), but I've fallen off the wagon! Another hymn it is... this one in 6/8 time, for those who care.

Oh, Lord, we really prefer not to know
We'll take it on faith
No evidence needed
Lord, cognition we'll gladly forego
And as the Lord sayeth,
His Word shall be heeded.

Knowledge is best when revealed from on high
And who'd prefer truth to a comfortable lie?

Lord, we really prefer not to know
We'll all attend mass
And heed to your ruling
Lord, just call me enlightenment's foe
Biology class
Is fun with home schooling!

Scientists wonder, "how ancient is Man?"
Far more important--he's part of God's Plan!

"In the beginning" my textbook begins
With Adam and Eve there in Eden
Knowledge is clearly the greatest of sins
The minimum's all that we're needin'

Lord, we really prefer not to know
Concern for our souls
Takes precedence ever
Lord, whatever you'd like to bestow
Our knowledge has holes
Still we think we're clever

Is there a future attractive as this:
Spending our lives in an ignorant bliss?

Oh Lord, we really prefer not to know!


edited to add....

Looks like this was the straw-hymn to break the camel's back. This was great fun, and I thank the Making Light hosts for the opportunity to write these, but I think this will be the end of it. Do read their comments, though- #80 is far, far better than any of mine; it is, in my opinion, the only verse of the lot to come close to (let alone achieve) the potential stored in the title itself. This was a wonderful little exercise, and I thank all involved.

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