Two More Days

For two things, actually--first, to decide which side gets to break out a razor, in the battle between Team PZ (a one-man-gang to be reckoned with) and Team Underdog (aka Team Awesome). For current totals, see PZ's post here. The consensus is, PZ is an evil genius.

The second thing is, I just found an email (sorry, I was grading) that gives not a 20% discount, but a 25% discount, on my book. Just follow the link:

and use the code word CYBERMAY305, and save 25%--up to $500, if you order in bulk. (I keep mentioning this, but none of you own bookstores, it seems.)

Both of these good causes are toast at the end of the month. You can still give money to either, but it would be considerably more altruistic on your part.

Meanwhile... my grades are turned in, my parents have visited and left, the family is healthy. Almost makes me wish I had something to complain about.

Reminds me of a song I wrote a while ago--either a true story, or bitter sarcasm...

I'm in love with a beautiful woman
When she's beside me I can't lose
I'm in love with a beautiful woman
When she's beside me I can't lose
I'm so sad because I'm too happy to sing the blues

(chorus)
I got a ninety dollar necktie
Seven hundred dollar shoes
I got a ninety dollar necktie
Seven hundred dollar shoes
I'm so sad because I'm too happy to sing the blues

Don't you give me no three wishes
Got no wishes I would choose
(X2)
I'm so sad because I'm too happy to sing the blues

(chorus)

I got everything I ever wanted in the whole wide world
Offer me more, I'd just refuse (go ahead, I dare you, make me an offer)
(x2)
I'm so sad because I'm too happy to sing the blues

(chorus)

Got more money than I can handle
It's just me and Howard Hughes
(X2)
I'm so sad because I'm too happy to sing the blues

(chorus)

(etc.-- at one point I had dozens of verses, I think...)