Monday, July 05, 2010
The perky breasts of mannequins
Inflame the poor Irannequins;
Because their lust could not be sated
They had the boobies amputated!
Now, lest you think their actions drastic--
Plastic surgery on plastic--
The clerics claim they had good cause
To hack away at tits with saws;
There is, I think perhaps, an answer--
A cause as cruel, as dire as cancer:
Religion is the real disease
That led to these mastectomies.
Image source. Cuttlecap tip to PZ.