Friday, July 02, 2010

If George Berkin Worked For Hallmark

So I heard, today—you’re dying; God has blessed you with a cancer
In the past, a certain-death-by-torture sentence.
So I send congratulations! “Why?” you ask; well, here’s my answer:
Now there’s time and motivation for repentance!

Since the hand of God has touched you, with His doom-inflicting fingers
Your esophageal cancer is sublime!
And I wish for you the type of death that lingers, lingers, lingers,
With the merciful benevolence of time!

You have time to turn to Jesus, and to thank your carcinoma
If you’ll listen to Our Lord Almighty’s voice
Just repent to God, your savior, just before you lapse to coma,
Cos Jehovah gave you time to make your choice

If you choose to shun the chance to make a godly new beginning
And you tell yourself it’s really just as well
Then you’re reaping what you’ve sown, and since you spent your life a-sinning
Then I hope you like eternity in Hell!


Context.

3 comments:

Xenophrenia said...

This is why religion is evil and poisons everything. God is love my ass....

DM said...

you are going to know the word HELL, cuttlefish...

Cuttlefish said...

Oh, and here I thought you were just cutting and pasting, DM--you actually read, and know who you are responding to? I am so flattered!

More blasphemy, then, just for you!