No, not mine.
The Smithsonian Human Origins Program (that link is to their facebook page; here is their web page) is sponsoring a limerick/haiku contest (topic--human evolution)! And there is a prize! A signed copy of "What does it mean to be human?" by Potts and Sloan.
The bad news is, you have less than 24 hours, as of this posting. So get busy!
My entries (so far):
A young Mitochondrial Eve
Was the mother to all, we believe;
Is still with us today
A remarkable feat to achieve!
He’s muscular, thick-browed, and hairy
His demeanor is savage and scary
A Neanderthal, or
Is it just Jersey Shore?
Sure, we’re different, but really, not very.
As we look at our similar shape
A conclusion that few can escape
(Save a few who still try
To believe in a lie):
It is clear, now, that man is an ape