Happy Cephalopodmas!

It's still plenty of time till the plunder--
I mean "morning of childlike wonder"
But it's such a big Earth
That, for instance, in Perth,
It's already Christmas Down Under.

(I have recently been accused of being too snow-focused this squidmas, what with the song lyrics and all. So here's a special Cuttlemas greeting for my dear friend Podblack Cat, for whom it is already tomorrow!)