I mean, that can't be all bad, can it?
"Teratoma", or "Knit me a Sister".
"I have an invisible friend", I said,
"But she doesn't hide beneath my bed,
Or in my closet--no, instead,
I keep her tucked inside."
"We do not mean to condescend,
But we all know, there's no such friend;
This fabrication now must end."
My Mom and Dad replied.
"But Mommy! Daddy! Please, I swear!
She's closer than my teddy bear!
See my tummy? She's in there!
I even feel her growing!"
My parents didn't scream or shout;
They trusted me, despite their doubt,
And had a doctor check me out
When something started showing!
My friend was real! I hadn't lied!
At first, my twin, but then she died.
The doctors cut me open wide
And shoveled out my basement.
I never knew I had a sister,
But once my friend was gone, I missed her;
So, knitting till she raised a blister
My Mom made a replacement!


By the way, the original source of the pictures also has a poem (or song) about it! And instructions!
6 comments:
Cute and cuddley? Yes, I suppose
You might find large eyes
And a button nose,
A pouting mouth and tiny hands,
even in piecemeal, I understand.
But I think I prefer tamer fare,
without brain tissue and clumps of hair,
a security blanket is much less rare
than a frankensteinian teddy bear.
Okay, so. Um. Is it bad form to admit that I'm totally, *totally* a fan now?
Um?
tag!
Cuttlefish--I saw the poem you wrote in the comments on VWXYNot?'s blog and had to come visit. I am so impressed!
I came here via VWXYNot. Your blog is amazing!
This one is really funny. :)
How about a knit cuttlefish?
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