The question of the universe’s purpose, whether posed vocally or in text,
Leaves people vexed.
Although, I would not be averse
To studying the purpose, characteristics, ins and outs of Miss Universe.
So, rather than debating whether or not a black hole is evidence of Where God Went Wrong,
I can see whether Miss Brazil or Miss Argentina looks better in a thong.
So that I can get back to the business of inspecting the finest examples of female form in the human race,
I will suggest that the purpose of the universe is: to take up space.
"No purposes but those we create" on Pharyngula