To all of you, near and farrrrrrrr
Today be Talk Like A Pirate Day,
So wherever ye be, there ye "Arrrrrrrr!"
(for those of ye in the Garrrrrden state, get yer java today not from Starrrrbucks, with their measly 0.5 pirate ratio--one syllable out of two-- but from Ahrre's coffee roastery, with a full 1.0 pirate ratio! Besides, it's better! Oh, and ye can order online...)
(no, I am not getting any doubloons from Ahrre... Consider this a public service for any who love coffee...)